I continue to enjoy reading what search engine terms are pointing to this blog. It appeals to the anthropologist in me and it’s inspired me to conceive of yet another regular feature I will probably quickly abandon. These are actual search terms from actual surfers. (In David Letterman voice) If they weren’t, could I do this?
3rd Place: Heather Thomas Zapped Nude.
This one only gets mention because it keeps coming up. I’ve got two simple words for you people regarding Heather Thomas in the movie Zapped!: Body double. Two more words: Move on. Seriously, there’s nothing to see here, people. Carry on about your business.
Runner up: Kicked in the balls.
Either the kids can’t get themselves enough of the Jackass or there’s some new fetish out there I don’t know about. I don’t want to know. I’m still freaked out by gerbilling and The Dirty Sanchez.
And the winner: Hotel Chevalier why the bruises?
There’s a weird, sad poetry to this one that appeals to me. It almost has the makings of a haiku. I like it. I wonder if they found an answer…
Feel free to compose your own haiku inspired by Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier in the comments section. I’d start you off, but if I turned out to be the only one, it would look unacceptably dorky. In the mean time, have a good weekend. Go see The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The Darjeeling Limited or Michael Clayton.